omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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