Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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