Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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