You work out of a Hotel?
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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