Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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