Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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