Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
even my farts smell like vagina
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Randomize
