so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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