He is an equal opportunity slut.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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