What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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