what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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