yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
