Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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