I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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