think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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