you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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