Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
