So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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