its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Just high enough for therapy.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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