i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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