My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I need to align my fucking chakras
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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