Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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