It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
