wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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