? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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