Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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