im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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