windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
My pussy is not your playground.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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