I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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