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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
