In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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