it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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