Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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