i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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