whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
i believe in u and ur pee
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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