Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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