i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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