Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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