Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
