everyone is single if you try hard enough
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
She's not a foreskin expert like you
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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