Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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