Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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