if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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