I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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