Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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