Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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