so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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