I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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