hotel room ftw
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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