If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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